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Invasion of the Podcasters.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Reporter #6: television.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.