Social Media Maven Gifts

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

Band Wagon

'She looks so liberated.'

'It's all her on your facebook page.'

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...

Phoney world view

'You have a friend request.'

"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Congratulations - you now have one million imaginary friends.

The original selfie

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

'The plot is a little thin for a novel. But there may be a great tweet in it.'

'We were tweeting long before it was cool.'

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

Duck Taking A Selfie

". . .Before I decide, let me get some social validation."

Social Networking Explained.

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

'Road trips are getting lonelier & lonelier.'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

Woman falls down.

'I never realized how boring you were until I started following you on Twitter.'

'You have smart phone dependency, also known as compulsive communication syndrome.'

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

'You're so facebook unfriended, Judas!'

'I know what a face is...but what's a book?'