Social Media Maven Pillows

Band Wagon

'She looks so liberated.'

'It's all her on your facebook page.'

Phoney world view

'You have a friend request.'

"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

Congratulations - you now have one million imaginary friends.

The original selfie

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

Duck Taking A Selfie

". . .Before I decide, let me get some social validation."

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

Woman falls down.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

Social Networking Explained.

'Road trips are getting lonelier & lonelier.'

Addiction to mobile.

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

"Young people rely too much on cellphones. Watch, I'll show you. Baldo, what would you do if I took away your cellphone?"

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"I can offer a much less invasive treatment, but it wouldn't be nearly as interesting to tweet about."

'Have you ever thought that maybe the world doesn't really give a damn that you had a cranberry nut muffin for breakfast?'

'You have smart phone dependency, also known as compulsive communication syndrome.'

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

'That's the beauty of modern technology, it helps us to communicate with each other!'

'Hah! My gallbladder surgery got more Facebook likes than your hernia operation did!'

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Polar Bear on a Phone