Social Interaction Maven Pillows

'You call yourself a liar? I don't believe you.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Let us pray...'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'