Social Interaction Enthusiast Pillows

"You have to get out more. Make new enemies."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

faceless person holding balloon heads.

"Oh, hi, Frank. . . I didn't recognize you without your mask!"

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Why are you here?

"OK, now take one with mine."

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

Silent Body Language

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Men telling stories

Assertiveness Training Institute: 'What are you looking at?'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"What do you do for a living? I sue people. So you're an attorney? No I just sue people."

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

"We can kiss, but no tongue."

If they replace one more man with a computer, I'm leaving!

"I know that you haven't done much face to face work recently....But whatever they said on your 'refresher' course about the need to maintain eye contact....You are allowed to blink!"

Greeting 2020 Style

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"

"Smile for my followers."

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

'Cool!'

"Boy, I can't stand close barkers..."

'I'm Attila, you know, the Hun.'