Social Interaction Connoisseur Pillows

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Men gossiping

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"