Social Skill Enthusiast Pillows

Why Bob lives alone...

"I know that you haven't done much face to face work recently....But whatever they said on your 'refresher' course about the need to maintain eye contact....You are allowed to blink!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"Are you talking to me?"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'Oh, please and thank you work okay, but I miss the old days as a baby when a blood-curdling shriek could get immediate service.'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"He works and plays well with others."

'Wouldn't you like to go outside and interface with some of the other children?'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.