Social Skills Explorer Pillows

"With a proper diet, moderate but consistent exercise, and the development of a healthy mind-set, I should be able to fit in fine."

"Donald is a very private person."

"You've been accepted by Harvard, but turned down by eight potential roommates."

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

Club Antisocial

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Larry David

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

You are more than your job description.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Your air-guitar solos are commendable, Mr Ferguson, but do you have any other examples of how you’ve ‘taken the lead’?"

"Are you talking to me?"

Heaven Has VIP

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

Silent Body Language

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Finishing school takes an unmannered girl and gets her going in the right direction. Ah, a "coarse correction"!

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"