Social Skills Navigator Pillows

Psst. . . your mask is off. . . .

"Me, caring about what other people think of me....Me, after other people tell me not to care so much, pretending I don't care so they'll like me. . ."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Social median

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"I really like smart women."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

The Influencer from Hamelin

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

Welcome to Hell: 'Be the first of your friends to like this.'

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."