Social Dynamics Navigator Pillows

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Call me!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"The penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law..."

"Let's not discuss it."

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."