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"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

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"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Textin’"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

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"Absolutely not!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

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