Social Maven Pillows

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"National security adviser"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And this is our media room."

"#Win!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Textin’"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Absolutely not!"

Direct Marketing...

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"