Social Interaction Fan Pillows

Chilblains - Please Pass

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I hate it when we fight."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Parrot annoying dog.

Tinder

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Death to Stultophobia

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

Facebook 33 A.D.

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'