Fan Interaction Pillows

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Eureka

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Football Stadium

"I take it your team lost again!"

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

Heat Wave Podium

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"How does one take a catnap?"

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Propriety