Virtual Interaction Fan Pillows

'Sorry, I'm kind of nostalgic. This is a printout of my first online flame war.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Trump Mask

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"How does one take a catnap?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Scranton the Ride

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Virtual reality platform.

"There's no need to shout!"

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

A man looking like Mikhail Gorbachev appearing yesterday with a man looking like George Bush to announce a plan that sounds like a pretty good idea.

Train ride simulator.

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

"You know you can't see her."

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

"Doreen said I have a tendency to talk over people. I don't talk over people, do I ?"

"Yeah, hello Alektha, Danger noodle down-in dumpth."