Virtual Event Fan Pillows

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Comedy Cafe

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Zoom Wedding

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

Masked Pianist

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

'Cheap seats!'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Poor turnout, Please help.

I guess videos are getting easier to make.