Virtual Event Fan Mugs

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Comedy Cafe

Real Life/Surreal Life

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Zoom Wedding

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Masked Pianist

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Cheap seats!'

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Poor turnout, Please help.

I guess videos are getting easier to make.