Virtual Events Mugs

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Play Ball!"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

You're on in five! Got it! Okay, Ernie! This is the biggest crowd we've ever played for! I can't wait to greet the audience! Hello Chicago! And London, San Antonio, Rochester, Greenville, Columbus, Sao Paulo, Ogden, San Jose, Seattle, Grand Rapics, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Santa Ana, Terre .... Remote shows.

"5...4...3...2..."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Dog Park Zoom