Virtual Events Gifts

Teleworking was the death of the office party

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Play Ball!"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"5...4...3...2..."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Dog Park Zoom

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'