Virtual Celebrations Gifts

Happy Birthday

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Online marriage ceremony.

"5...4...3...2..."

Zoom Wedding

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

A frat party at an online university

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

Lockdown Babies

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"I've been pretending that everyone singing 'Happy Birthday' while washing their hands has been singing to me."

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

You're on in five! Got it! Okay, Ernie! This is the biggest crowd we've ever played for! I can't wait to greet the audience! Hello Chicago! And London, San Antonio, Rochester, Greenville, Columbus, Sao Paulo, Ogden, San Jose, Seattle, Grand Rapics, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Santa Ana, Terre .... Remote shows.

Christmas party for the home worker

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may tap the kissy lips emoji.

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"

"Play Ball!"

The big advantage of a Zoom Thanksgiving is that I can wear sweatpants under the table and never have to worry about loosening my belt in the middle of eating.

Virtual Inauguration

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

'You may now click the bride.'