Virtual Party Gifts

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Karataoke

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Zoom Wedding

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"5...4...3...2..."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Pinata Zombies

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.