Virtual Party Enthusiast Gifts

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Christmas party for the home worker

Celebrations in the chat rooms

Party Animals.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

Clown Happy Hour

"We used to entertain a great deal."