Virtual Event Enthusiast Gifts

Virtual Inauguration

"Play Ball!"

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

"5...4...3...2..."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

A frat party at an online university

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Happy Birthday

'Them...? That's our multi-level marketing crowd...'

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'