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"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

At the rock concert...

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Zumma Cum Laude

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.