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"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

At the rock concert...

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Zumma Cum Laude

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."