Online Gatherings Pillows

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

"5...4...3...2..."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

The prying mantis,

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Zoom Christmas

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Dog Park Zoom

Playing cards.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.