Online Meeting Pillows

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"5...4...3...2..."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Love in social networks

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.