Online Meeting Pillows

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Love in social networks

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."