Online Gatherings Mugs

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

"5...4...3...2..."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Zoom Christmas

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Playing cards.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Dog Park Zoom

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?