Virtual Partygoer Gifts

A frat party at an online university

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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."