Virtual Party Pillows

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"5...4...3...2..."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.