Virtual Christmas Party Pillows

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

How to read the dress code?

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Zoom Wedding

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Budget Munchies

"Same old crowd."