Christmas Party Pillows

"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."

"His mind wanders - pity the rest of him doesn't follow."

Alcofrolics

'You should take your wig off darling , or you won't feel the benefit when we go home...!!!'

'Even at the office party - there's no escape.'

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

He definitely said "come as A robin"!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Filming Christmas

Ice Skater

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'