Festive Parties Pillows

Cadbury's "Recession" - Brown Ale Chocolates

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Christmas Pets

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Thesaurus Company

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

"Merry Christmas"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Christmas TV...

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

How to read the dress code?

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Merry Kissmas

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

O Christmas Tea

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."