Festive Parties Pillows

Cadbury's "Recession" - Brown Ale Chocolates

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Thesaurus Company

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Ice Skater

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Merry Christmas"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Santa Dog

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

How to read the dress code?

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

O Christmas Tea

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

Merry Kissmas

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'