Festive Feasters Pillows

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Decorating the Stables

Dog's Christmas list.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Room for bigger presents."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'