Festive Feasters Gifts

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Christmas Pets

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Santa Dog

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Ice Skater

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Christmas TV...

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Easter Egg Delivery

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"Room for bigger presents."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Dog's Christmas list.

Decorating the Stables

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths