Festive Occasions Gifts

So glad you could make it!

Trilby - 'Allons, glycere! rougis mon verre...'

Vampire Cocktail.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

Wishing You A Big Bunny Hug

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Elfie Stick

"Home depot."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Pets