Festive Holidays Gifts

'Are you the guy who ate my brother?'

'Hope you don't mind...because it's the holiday season, I've written 'Happy New Year' where the amount should be.'

"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!"

Santa Claus's Mail

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Airlines

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Elfie Stick

Piranhaclaus

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Pina Coladas

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"