Festive Holidays Mugs

'Are you the guy who ate my brother?'

'Hope you don't mind...because it's the holiday season, I've written 'Happy New Year' where the amount should be.'

"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Piranhaclaus

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'