Holiday Festive Gifts

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 3

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Meet the scribe"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.