Holiday Festive Pillows

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Easter Island legs

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

The Baby Walker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes