Fun-loving Festive Pillows

'I look but all I can find is seasonal work.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Merry Christmas"

Cake

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Whale Piñata.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.