Fun-loving Festive Pillows

'I look but all I can find is seasonal work.'

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

Cake

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Whale Piñata.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"