Festive Fun-loving Pillows

Successful Re-Gifting is an Art

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Merry Christmas"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Christmas Dwarves

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'