Festive Fun Enthusiasts Pillows

The truth behind Rudolph's red nose...

"Have you been a good dog or a bad dog?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Yo ho ho!

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cheers

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Elf of the Month

Back to the Holidays

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"