Festive Fun Enthusiasts Prints

The truth behind Rudolph's red nose...

"Have you been a good dog or a bad dog?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Cheers

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Elf of the Month

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Back to the Holidays

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."