Festive Fun Seekers Prints

"What do I want for Christmas? Hell's bells! Didn't you get my letter?"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't offer you the job of 'Santa's little helper'.'

Time to get up, Santa!

Christmas Burnout.

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'we're sorry son - Father Christmas failed his CRB check.'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Santa Claus chasing after paramedics who have stolen his presents.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"We need the naughty/nice list for all holidays."

Easter 2021

"I'm afraid we don't have anything on the books that offers the 364 days off a year that you're looking for."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Creature WAS Stirring

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'