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"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'I hate mistletoe!'

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Piranhaclaus

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

The other days of the year...

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

A Christmas tree self portrait