Festive Fun Fanatic Pillows

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'I hate mistletoe!'

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Piranhaclaus

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

Merry Kissmas