Celebrating Festive Seasons Pillows

Yuletide

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Christmas Tree

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Glyndebourne

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."