Celebrating Festive Seasons Pillows

Yuletide

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Christmas Tree

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Happy Easter

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Glyndebourne

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Easter Egg Delivery

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas