Enjoying Festive Traditions Pillows

"Merry Christmas, young man!"

Christmas Tree

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Ice Skater

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Christmas TV...

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Easter Egg Delivery

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Merry Kissmas

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

O Christmas Tea

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Snowman Football Fan.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."