Exploring Holiday Traditions Pillows

'As your agent, I get ten percent of every thing you make.'

Christmas Tree

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Santa called but you were out!

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Tipping Pain Chart

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"I noticed a few browns."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Merry Kissmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Happy New Ear!

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Easter Bunny!

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Hallelujah!

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

C is for Cracker