Holiday Tradition Buff Pillows

the Lesser-known Nogs

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Christmas TV...

"I noticed a few browns."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Merry Kissmas

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Easter Bunny!

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

"Let's start a new tradition! You're each responsible for one thanksgiving dish!"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Magritte Man with Xmas pudding instead of apple.

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Darning the Stockings