Holiday Buff Pillows

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

Horn of Leftovers

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Children's Entertainer

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Giant Birthday Cake

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

'Twas the night after Christmas.

the Lesser-known Nogs

"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

North Pole Dances

The First Day of Christmas

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Birthday Cakes

'We're not buying a turkey for Xmas this year. We've still got some left over from last year.'

Santa Cruise

"No, the holy trinity is not Santa Claus, Kris Kringle and Saint Nicholas"